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		<id>https://pacificdrive.wiki/index.php?title=User_Manual&amp;diff=6398</id>
		<title>User Manual</title>
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		<updated>2025-10-06T02:59:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Maigistr: added unlock condition to &amp;quot;Critical Harm In The Zone&amp;quot; entry. tested on a save without the entry, was granted upon failing and being returned to the auto shop.&lt;/p&gt;
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! User Manual !! Description !! Unlock Condition&lt;br /&gt;
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| Car Abilities || Certain components and equipment that you will install on your car have abilities that need to be activated. You can assign controls to up to four of these using the small panel on the left side of your dashboard.|| Pick up the Mechanic&#039;s Eye headset in Oppy&#039;s Auto Shop.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Anchors || Anchors are a source of enormous but extremely unpredictable energy. You can feed them to the ARC Device in the passenger seat to extract that energy. Once the Device is powered to a certain level, it will be able to open a Gateway to get you back to the Auto Shop. &amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The amount of Anchor energy needed to open a Gateway will vary by Junction, but as long as you make it through the Gateway, you&#039;ll recapture the energy used to open it. &lt;br /&gt;
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That energy is also used to create items and equipment at the Fabrication Station. Try to bring back as much as you can. &lt;br /&gt;
|| Approach an Anchor.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Car Dashboard|| Your vehicle&#039;s status can be tracked by watching the gauges on the dashboard, as well as the lights and other devices installed around the cab. &amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The center console displays the health and status of each car component. The radiation monitor lets you know how safe it is to get out of the car, and if it&#039;s anything but a flat line, exit with caution. In the passenger seat, there&#039;s a screen with a map where you can see your location and key points of interest. &lt;br /&gt;
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As you drive, keep an eye on the car&#039;s structural integrity, its fuel and battery levels, and the various warning lights. An orange light signals a developing problem. Red calls for immediate action. &lt;br /&gt;
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Brake - Parking Brake&lt;br /&gt;
Fuel - Low Fuel&lt;br /&gt;
LIM - Low Battery&lt;br /&gt;
Health - Low Structural Integrity&lt;br /&gt;
Maintenance - Service Needed&lt;br /&gt;
Steep - Difficult Incline&lt;br /&gt;
Surface - Low Traction&lt;br /&gt;
Temporary Status Effect - Anomalous Malfunction&lt;br /&gt;
Hazard - Radiation Damage&lt;br /&gt;
Storm - Storm Approaching&lt;br /&gt;
|| Get in the car after planning a Route.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Your Car Is Your Shield|| The car can protect you from radiation, Anomalies, and the many other dangers of the Zone, but only as long as it&#039;s in good condition. Keeping your doors closed and car parts in good condition will give you a dependable barrier from the Zone. If your car&#039;s health meter drops into the red, you&#039;ll be at risk. &amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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There are many ways to make repairs on the go. Be sure to check your crafting options to see what you can replace, and you may find helpful tools as you rummage around in the Zone.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Enter Junction E5.&lt;br /&gt;
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| In-Car Controls|| While in the driver&#039;s seat, you can steer, brake, reverse, shift between park or drive and, of course, turn the ignition key. You can also toggle the radio, headlights, and windshield wipers.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Should all else fail, honk the horn.&lt;br /&gt;
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You can remap these controls and change camera settings in the Options Menu.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Pick up the Mechanic&#039;s Eye headset in Oppy&#039;s Auto Shop.&lt;br /&gt;
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| ARC Warp|| One of the most important abilities the ARC device possesses is short range teleportation. It can move the vehicle it sits inside, contents included, a short distance. &amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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This is ideal for getting your car out of situations where it might be stuck, or has flipped. However, the matter reconstruction involved requires a great deal of energy, and if your battery can&#039;t provide that, the car is likely to be damaged. &lt;br /&gt;
|| Get your car stuck or flipped over.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Charging the Car Battery|| Watch your battery meter carefully. Using headlights and special abilities from attachments will drain your reserves. However, even with an empty battery, your ARC Device will be able to jumpstart the car.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are also ways to recharge on the go. Check your crafting options.&lt;br /&gt;
|| TBD&lt;br /&gt;
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| Crafting|| Craft tools and parts using the supplies scavenged during your trips into the Zone. &amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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You can craft on the go in your car&#039;s trunk, but more advanced items will require the garage workbench.&lt;br /&gt;
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Both the trunk and the workbench can be upgraded to allow you to assemble more advanced components.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Add an Impact Hammer to your checklist.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Critical Harm in the Zone|| When your condition becomes critical, the car returns you to the garage. However, this isn&#039;t without a cost.&lt;br /&gt;
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You&#039;re more or less intact, but the resources you&#039;ve collected have been lost. Keep your eyes peeled if you return to the last area you drove through. The Zone has an uncanny way of preserving much of what was lost.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Fail a run and get returned by your car to the Auto Shop.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Drive Preparation|| Once you&#039;ve selected your Route, make sure to prepare for the drive. Pack the tools, backup supplies, and parts you&#039;ll need, and head out from the garage.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Be careful on your journey. The car has an emergency protocol that will save your life, but very little else.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Select a destination in the Route Planner.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Fatigue|| All car components suffer wear and tear, but this is even more pronounced in the Zone. Eventually, almost every component is going to need replacing, and sometimes all you can do with a worn out part is dispose of it.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Have a part get a fatigue status for the first time. (TO BE CONFIRMED)&lt;br /&gt;
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| The Auto Shop|| The Auto Shop is your base of operations. You&#039;re safe there, so you can take your time between drives to fix up the car, craft parts, and research new upgrades.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Pick up the Mechanic&#039;s Eye headset in Oppy&#039;s Auto Shop.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Highway Travel|| Highways are your shortcuts across the Zone, allowing you to bypass junctions and arrive at your destination much faster. Expect them to be a smoother, easier ride.&lt;br /&gt;
|| TBD&lt;br /&gt;
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| Instability|| Your route through the Zone will be stable when you set out, but it won&#039;t stay that way for long. Monitor the instruments attached to the map display in the passenger seat. They will help you track instability levels. If those levels are high, a Storm is very likely approaching.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Some things you&#039;ll do in the Zone will increase instability, but you can outrun it by moving along your route. Nevertheless, the Zone&#039;s behaviour isn&#039;t always predictable, especially when you open a Gateway, and sometimes there&#039;s nothing to do but drive like hell.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Feed an Anchor to the ARC Device.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Junctions and Access Roads|| You&#039;ll often stop at multiple Junctions on a drive into the Zone. The only way to reach the next Junction is via the gated access roads, which are automatically blocked when the route is too dangerous for travel. When the barricade is lowered, the way is open for you.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Entering a Highway Junction. (TO BE CONFIRMED)&lt;br /&gt;
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|Pockets of Stability&lt;br /&gt;
|The roads and Junctions of the Zone wind through pockets of stability. You’ll be reasonably safe on your drive as long as you keep away from the edges.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Should you wander too far out of a stable pocket, you’ll find that the weather gets very bad very quickly, and you won&#039;t get far...&lt;br /&gt;
|Walk near and scan the edge of stability on a map.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Zone Conditions|| Whenever you make it through unusual conditions or sudden shifts in the Zone, your Logbook will be updated with information about what just happened.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Study these entries carefully. They can offer essential information that will keep you both safer and better informed.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Enter Junction E5.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Planning a Drive|| Use the map on the wall of the Auto Shop to plan your next drive across the Zone.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Along each Route, you&#039;ll find different resources and face strange hazards, so make sure to choose your path carefully.&lt;br /&gt;
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Choose between revisiting known Junctions to gather more resources, charting new routes deeper into the Zone, or taking investigative drives to uncover the story behind why you&#039;re here.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Finish repairing, refueling, and recharging the car.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Monitoring Your Vitals|| The bar at the top left shows how healthy you are right now. There are many dangers in the Zone that can harm you, from radiation to explosions to long drops, so it&#039;s important to be careful out there. &amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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You&#039;ll only recover slightly when out of harm&#039;s way, so it&#039;s up to you to heal yourself. You may find First Aid Kits while exploring, but you can also craft these yourself from resources you collect. Once you make it back to the Auto Shop, the First Aid Station there will make you as good as new. And maybe there&#039;s even a few more of those to be found...&lt;br /&gt;
|| Drop to critically low health.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Movement &amp;amp; Interaction Controls|| While on foot, you can walk, run, crouch, and jump. You also can pick up, drop, throw, and kick items and certain objects you come across.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Should you come across any buttons and keypads, feel free to press away.&lt;br /&gt;
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You can remap these controls in the Options Menu.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Pick up the Mechanic&#039;s Eye headset in Oppy&#039;s Auto Shop.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Quick Slots|| You can equip tools or items in these slots for quick access. You can also change your selections at any time.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Craft an Impact Hammer.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Quirks|| Over its lifetime, the car can develop Quirks, ranging from the curious to the supremely annoying. Something you&#039;re doing may be causing something else to happen. Perhaps even two things. Perhaps even a chain of things...&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pay close attention to your car. You&#039;ll have to diagnose what&#039;s wrong before you can fix it at the Tinker Station.&lt;br /&gt;
||Return to the Auto Shop while having a Quirk present for the first time.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Charting Roads in the Zone|| To make your way through the Zone, you must chart the roads for yourself. The Route Planner displays the Junctions currently stable enough for a drive. Be aware, some routes will pass through multiple Junctions as they take you on your way toward opening a Gateway.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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During each drive, you can scan many unusual things you encounter and fill out your Logbook. If you make it back through the Gateway, these readings will be uploaded and used to identify hazards and resources along future routes. The Junction you returned from will also be saved, expanding the areas of the Zone that you have access to. If the conditions are right...&lt;br /&gt;
||Complete the mission &amp;quot;The Remnant Experiment&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Refueling the Car|| Watch your fuel gauge. you don&#039;t want to be caught with an empty tank.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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You can siphon fuel on the go from scattered fuel barrels and abandoned vehicles. Fill your tank if you can and put surplus fuel in the fuel can from the trunk.&lt;br /&gt;
||TBD&lt;br /&gt;
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| Stabilizers|| Sometimes you&#039;ll luck upon a Stabilizer while you&#039;re out on a drive.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When you find one, you can activate it to open a Gateway without needing to charge your ARC Device. Remember that Gateways are accompanied by storm activity, so don&#039;t throw the switch unless you&#039;re prepared to run for your life.&lt;br /&gt;
||Enter a Junction with Stabilizers (excluding plot-relevant ones during &amp;quot;Stabilizing a Way Through&amp;quot;) for the first time.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Car Part Status|| Car parts can gain certain status effects as they experience the trials and travails of travel through the Zone.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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They&#039;ll continue to get the job done, but these status effects can quickly add up. A thousand papercuts can still lead to death, so don&#039;t underestimate these faults. Be sure to check your crafting options for ways to find fixes.&lt;br /&gt;
|| TBD&lt;br /&gt;
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| Storms|| You won&#039;t last long inside that instability front. Avoid being overtaken at all costs. Check the passenger seat map to locate the Gateway. Drive into it to escape back to the Auto Shop before the storm wall catches you.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Unlocked the first time you are overtaken by an instability front during a Gateway.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Safe Returns|| You made it back safely!&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Before heading out again, consider repairing any damaged car parts, unloading the supplies you gathered, and crafting new items for your next run. Any new roads you&#039;ve charted are automatically uploaded, and the Anchor energy you obtained is stored for later use.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Return to the Auto Shop.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Surviving the Zone|| While you&#039;re driving through the Zone, exploration is essential.&amp;lt;/br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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If you get lost, check the map in your passenger seat. And don&#039;t be afraid to go off-road, as you never know what you might find.&lt;br /&gt;
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Gathering resources is key to your survival. Look for vehicles and abandoned buildings. Cars can be a great source of fuel, common materials like scrap metal, and sometimes a decent spare part.&lt;br /&gt;
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And don&#039;t forget, much of what you find in the Zone can be scanned for more information.&lt;br /&gt;
|| Enter Junction E5.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Zone Shifts || The climate within the Zone can shift dramatically with little warning. You may find yourself beset by sudden, unpredictable changes that can turn a simple trip into the deadliest of drives.&lt;br /&gt;
|| A Squall-type anomaly enters the playable area.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Fabrication station || The fabrication station is key to survival in the Zone. You&#039;ll use it to research blueprints for car parts and construct new and improved Auto Shop installations. This machine requires Anchor energy and materials gathered from the Zone, so make sure you&#039;re hauling plenty of resources back with you through the Gateways. &lt;br /&gt;
Those new installations reinvigorate the Auto Shop by adding everything from expanded storage space to faster gas pumps. They will make your life in the Zone so much easier.&lt;br /&gt;
|| TBD&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Maigistr</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://pacificdrive.wiki/index.php?title=User:Maigistr&amp;diff=6025</id>
		<title>User:Maigistr</title>
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		<updated>2025-07-21T03:19:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Maigistr: created&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Found Item|lb-content=I hope you find a moment to enjoy the sunshine. It&#039;ll probably stop raining eventually.|locations=damp_forest|name=Maigistr|resources=lab_computer|stats=|icon=Logbook_Hard_Drive.png}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Maigistr</name></author>
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		<title>Fax Machine</title>
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		<updated>2025-07-21T02:56:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Maigistr: added one entry from https://imgur.com/a/n3vZxYz&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Category: Lore]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Logbook|Curious. This Frequency Analyzer and X-tractor Machine shouldn&#039;t be receiving anything. Is it even hooked up to phone lines?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:FAX_Machine.jpg|thumb|The FAX Machine]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The F.A.X. Machine is an unlockable station in the [[Auto Shop]] via the [[Fabrication Station]]. The Machine will display one of 150 messages upon loading a save from the Shop or returning to the Shop from a trip. The sources of these messages are unknown, but may be emanating from other zone residents past and present. The messages include radio chatter, cocktail recipes supposedly by [[Oppy]], news bulletins, and various nonsensical or corrupted others. The messages appear in English, Spanish, and morse-coded English.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[The Driver]] can also store [[Records]] here.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fax Machine Messages ==&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;NO ONE, NO GOVERNMENT AGENCY, HAS JURISDICTION OVER THE TRUTH!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|N---jkEWSFLASH ELMA, September 20th, 1966. After this summer&#039;s exponential increase in seismic activity, geologists now believe we may be witnessing the formation of a new volcano, or even a chain of volcanoes, across the Olympic Peninsula. It&#039;s still unknown what&#039;s behind this unprecedente4444HELP4444&lt;br /&gt;
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|eeeeEEWSFLASH BLACKBERRY LAKE, November 2nd, 1967. Local arborist Cynthia Wan has the most extraordinary claim. These cuttings, she says, are a new subspecies of fir that will grow at a speed you will not believe. Wan won&#039;t say where she found-found-FOUND-FOUN&lt;br /&gt;
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|NnNEWSFLASH SEATTLE, January 29th, 1968. Today sees the opening of a landmark class action lawsuit by government employees who allege that the state of Washington knowingly sent them to perform what they are describing as &amp;quot;profoundly dangerous and extremely unhealthy&amp;quot; duties that have resulted in long-term illnes-1-1pOol&lt;br /&gt;
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|news()NEWSFLASH EDMONDS, September 12th, 1968. Tragedy today as a sixth aircraft is reported missing in the airspace over the Olympic Peninsula. On another day of unusually foggy conditions, after what seemed like an initially clear morning, experienced local pilot Rachelle McKi-(((&lt;br /&gt;
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|1111111111EWSFLASH SEATTLE, February 19th, 1969. In a surprisingly public display of displeasure, Pierce County Sheriff Buck O&#039; Bostrell sounded off today on what he feels is a lack of support from ARDA and government employees in tracking fugitives who flee to the Olympic Peninsula. Suspects are all too aware that law enforcement is limited in their ability to pursue those who enter this restricCcCCcCcCCCC&lt;br /&gt;
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|wwwrr99WSFLASH CLEARWATER, April 20th, 1969. New developments today in the shocking case of the radioactive possum controversy. Local man Lyle McKrut says he knows what it is that causes the possums to fly, as well at to speak with the voice of late President Lawrence KochVVVVVV&lt;br /&gt;
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|NEWSFLASH TACOMA, May 16th, 1969. Accountant Alejandro Lopez has reappeared after an eight year absence, claiming to have no memory of where he has been and no awareness of the amount of time that has passed. This from our reporter Simon Mu-u-u-u-&lt;br /&gt;
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|orcaNEWSFLASH OLYMPIA, June 27th, 1969. Washington biologist and bear expert Paul Dean says he knows why the animals are no longer present on the Olympic Peninsula, though his bizarre theories and disruptive behavior have landed him in hot water. Bursting into a legislative session in the capitol building this morning, Dean insisted that a conversation he had with a pod of orca had revea-orcaAorca&lt;br /&gt;
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|09WSFLASH OLYMPIA, June 27th, 1969. Describing his actions as &amp;quot;downright peculiar,&amp;quot; Olympia police have detained the man for further questioning, but say they have not yet pressed charges. Meanwhile, protests continue downtown as federal workers and their families express their displeasure at ongoing ARDA layoffszzzzzz-&lt;br /&gt;
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|NEWSFLASHNEWSFLASHNEWSFLASHNEWSFLASH ELMA, August 4th, 1969. Strange new footage has emerged that shows the legendary Bigfoot strolling through a state park near Elma, on the Olympic Peninsula. Captured by a hiker who wishes to remain anonymous, the 8mm film is remarkably clear and unarguably depicts a humanoid figure of some size moving just within the treeline. Later we&#039;ll be speaking to local Bigfoot expert Beth Rosen, who liked the movie-NEWSFLASHBeth&lt;br /&gt;
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|Esto no es posible ni concebible. Y sin embargo es cierto. ¿Es esto un secreto de estado? ¿Deberíamos decírselo a otros países?&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;This is neither possible nor concievable. And yet, it is certain. Is this a state secret? Should we tell other countries?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|Sexto día de estar perdido en este lugar. Todavía no hay señales de vida animal. ¿Pero la vida vegetal? Extraordinario.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Day six of being lost in this place. Still no signs of animal life. But plant life? Extraordinary.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;Today I ate a mushroom. That screamed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;Most of them seem to ignore people. It&#039;s vehicles they don&#039;t like...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|______so why am I being blocked from this LIM-related space stuff? Are you telling me I can&#039;t access any of the data relating to synchrotron emission analysis? You know I can just scan at 408 MHz on my own time, right? I can collect this stuff myself? What are we researching that I&#039;m not allowed toXXXXXX-hjhkhjh&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;-is known by a variety of aliases, including the Rainforest Rogue, the Washington Wanderer, the Green Avenger, McKnife, or simply Scott. State police are frustrated by interagency bureaucracy and miscommunication that prevents them from pursuing suspects into the Olympic Peninsula, where military police insist only they have jurisdiction. Local politicians also feel this increasingly secretive-&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;-ttttttthe hiker credits his survival to his two dogs, Dante and Mango, who fought off what he describes as a gigantic shrieking sphere of electrical energy that chased him down the mountain. Meteorologists have suggested this was the rare phenomenon known as ball lightning, but he insists this was something quite differen11F-&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|.................AUTOMATED STATUS REPORT 23DCX1F: Multiple scan attempts rejeceted from source. New tuning configurations 33,55,XD,A Priority En348253fddd.sd.x..&lt;br /&gt;
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|....I&#039;m trapped out here now. I tried going backwards, back the way I came. But parts of me seem stuck. Like I can&#039;t re235123t fdsds!3r&lt;br /&gt;
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|))---f4fF-but I don&#039;t think that was Bill you let through, I think that was three Anomalies in a trenchcoat&amp;gt;---CCNGTttTTT&lt;br /&gt;
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|///TTThis thing&#039;s like an epiphyte, you know? A plant that lives on another plant. These things are just? Attaching themselves.#~gklk&lt;br /&gt;
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|#~#We pulled at some of those roots. We tugged them up. It was a tree. The trees are growing INTO the ground.rootroot&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;~~~~~###wWwWe&#039;re just... normal men... Just... innocent men...}}}}}55901-ggop$$tt&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|1!!!I HAVE BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO TELEPHONE SIGNAL PLEASE TRANSFORM ME BAC%%%%&lt;br /&gt;
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|222h2Hi there, and welcome to another episode of Bugwatch! I&#039;m Nicole and I&#039;m an entomologist, which means I LOVE bugs. Today I want to tell you all about a curious new bug I found out near Sierram, a subspecies I don&#039;t think we&#039;ve ever seen before. And here it is! As you can see, I- OW. OW. OW! GOD DAMNIT OW! GET OFF! GET O-**2&lt;br /&gt;
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|3ACKSYNACKSYN3If you&#039;re reading this it&#039;s already too late. Unless you&#039;re reading this after June 30th, 2000, in which case it is too early.,,,,,,,&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;,,,,&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|Another one. ANOTHER ONE! I swear this freaking tube went from A9 to D52. What the sdf8*Df8823&lt;br /&gt;
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|cli---It&#039;s 7am and it&#039;s time to find out if these anomalies like ROCK AND ROLL!L!L!ll777-+=&lt;br /&gt;
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|Code 10-40 Code 10-40! Oh god. Pleasfss3r3f....&lt;br /&gt;
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|Dad, if you can hear us, we&#039;re sorry. We&#039;re so sorry. We just wanted to see it for ourselves. Dad? Dad? Please respond. Dad? Dad?!vvVVVfffFFf&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;fffFV|:This must be where pies go when they dieiIII$&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|hHhHHhHey Bill. kjh446 You notice how chocolate tastes different lately? I mean, different to back home? Like, kinda slimy?&amp;amp;^???&lt;br /&gt;
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|Holy sh^^*vvv I thought this was a shredder. I&#039;ve been faxing everything we were supposed to destroy. Holy sGGGt.&lt;br /&gt;
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|I have taken a cross-section of your reality for further analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|I see now you are also made of many constituent entities performing circulation digestion reproduction&lt;br /&gt;
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|I&#039;ve been turned into pure dataI&#039;ve been turned into pure dataI&#039;ve been turned into pure dataI&#039;ve been turned into pure dataDO NOT DELETE ANY FILES ON ANY COMPUTER IN THE ZONEI&#039;ve been turned into pure dataI&#039;ve been turned into pure dataI&#039;ve been turned into pure data&lt;br /&gt;
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|Imagine salt crystals in a margarita. The tequila and juice getting mixed up down in there. It sloshes about. Some of the salt gets mixed in. Some of it falls loose. We&#039;re the salt on the rim. The Zone is the cocktail. We have to keep it in the glass, make sure it never spills over. We don&#039;t ever go in there or we get mixed in too. Got it?&lt;br /&gt;
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|MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS IS NINE CHARLIE VICTOR THREE THREE OUT OF PORT ORCHARD AIRPORT. I HAVE LOST CONTROL OF MY AIRCRAFT ABOVE THE OLYMPIC PENINSULA. I- I CAN&#039;T MOVE. AIRCRAFT IS COMPLETELY STATIONARY.&lt;br /&gt;
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|OH GOD JIM I THINK I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE I THINK THEY USED TO BE RACCOONS THEY&#039;RE INSIDE THE HOUSE JIM THEY&#039;RE INSIDE THE HOUSE&lt;br /&gt;
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|Patel, can you hear me? We made it! It works! We&#039;re inside. Sending this out on all channels at... midday exactly, August 4th, 1968! I knew this was safefefefe&lt;br /&gt;
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|Radiation everywhere. But no explanation as to the source. How is this possible? And how am I unharmed after such a high dose?&lt;br /&gt;
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|The roads will take you home, Henry! The roads will take you home! Listen to me. You know how this place mixes everything up? You see how it doesn&#039;t mix up the roads? That&#039;s the key! Forget about where the buildings, the trees, or the landmarks are! Stick to the roads!&lt;br /&gt;
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|Ttheytheyththehhey say there?s a motel at the center of the Zone that still operates as if nothing has happened. It checks in guests and offers them cable. The ice machine kills one person every night.NIGHT444HELP444&lt;br /&gt;
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|ujaU&#039;RE through to ANOMALY PEST CONTROL. We&#039;re experiencing an usually high volume of calls right now and all of our operators are busy. Your call is important to us. In order for us to best direct your request, please select from the following options. Press 1 if the Anomaly you are trying to deal with is in your home. Press 2 if the Anomaly you are trying to deal with is outside. Press 3 if the Anomaly is responsible for any kind of loss of life. Press 4 if you think you have become an Anom-m-&lt;br /&gt;
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|We can use LIM for improved electroplating! Bond metals like we never have before! It&#039;s a revolution! OH GOD MY HAND.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Welcome to Anomalies as a Coherent and Integrated Ecosystem. In this three-part lecture I will-&lt;br /&gt;
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|Welcome, all, to the third meeting of the Society of Radio Reconstruction on today, March 2nd, 1950! Dr. Turner, thank you for inviting us. Please, take the stand and show us this extraordinary gadget you&#039;ve beenXXXX&lt;br /&gt;
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|What&#039;s wrong with all my questions?! They&#039;re the questions of a sane man! What&#039;s happening with all the test dummies in the Zone?! What was Raymond doing with his hands?! How did the old ladies turn into Russians?!&lt;br /&gt;
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|wvevvev&amp;amp;&amp;amp;&amp;amp;&amp;amp;&amp;amp;we&#039;ve been trying to reach you about updating your tickets in noti--a--c--&lt;br /&gt;
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|Yes, you&#039;re right, this wall exists to stop people from getting in. But, by god, I hope it also stops those things from getting out.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Your species tolerates so much uncertainty, confusion, adversity, but nevertheless you persist; I believe you would call this bravery and it is certainly a noteworthy quality&lt;br /&gt;
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|yyy65yY&#039;know that guy on the radio, the one talking about the trees? He&#039;s the key to all this. But he lives in a stable pocket with no way in or out. Even time remains static ther--^-^^^&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;I know they&#039;re watching me, that they&#039;re always listening and reading. No more. I have to get the words out of my head, and this is the only way I can do this and keep it out of their hands&amp;quot; (ROT+17 cipher)&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;You wouldn&#039;t believe the things they&#039;re working on- the things they&#039;re creating, experimenting on. They say it&#039;s for progress, for the future. The only future they want is one they have control over.&amp;quot; (ROT+24 cipher)&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;I cant even use the same method they figure it out too fast. If you cant get the words out of your head theyre already inside.&amp;quot; (Vigenère cipher, key: EXCLUSION)&lt;br /&gt;
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|If someone could bring me any metal scraps they have, I&#039;d really appreciate it! There&#039;s just so much left to do, and it takes so long. It&#039;s dangerous too! It&#039;ll be a fair trade, I promise. I&#039;ve got some really good stuff here.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Report #23, Group Foxtrot, Sector five - two - delta. We&#039;ve checked the entire sector, and despite even more signs of habitation, there are definitely no refugees here, and it&#039;s a waste of our resources to keep coming out here just to find a handful of people.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Some thoughts are just meant to be inside thoughts? But you can keep a journal. A journal is inside. So I can say things like how much I miss warm baths. How glad I am they took Eugene. It&#039;s so much quieter now. I love eating all the apples.&lt;br /&gt;
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|How many cities did Viktor want? No way! That is too many. I don&#039;t care how impressive his work is. We have to cap it at something reasonable. Maybe a bit less than 20.&lt;br /&gt;
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